Saturday, September 12, 2009

Beyonce= The Death of ME!


Queen B does it again!!! She kills it during a segement of Jay-Z Tribute Concert that aired tonight on FUSE! Minute 1:47 watch the hair swing! Im speechless! Watch the damn video!






"SMDH"

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Serena Williams kissing Cousins?



Well not seriously but, South African track star ,Caster Semenya, gets a makeover on the new cover of YOU Magazine! So a while back the track star was under investigation about whether or not she was indeed a WOMAN! smdh Well although her testoterone levels came back 4 times higher than a normal woman, test concluded that she a woman! I mean if I had to run around from Lions,Tigers, and Bears trying to eat my ass all day, I would look like BoBah-tundae' my damn self! However the story was pure foolishness! Although I side with "Caster" I can not agree that this cover shoot was a complete upgrade! This gets a #FAIL in my book! (and yes the fuck I did just speak in the twitter dialect!) Check it for yourself! Scroll back up to the top and see the "AFTER" look, then come back and look at these "BEFORE" shots! I rest my case!!!


Caster Semenya picture on right in green.

(Yall know yall digging his six-pack!)LOL

So why just because a black woman, braids her hair up, eat two wild boars for breakfast and bench presses 500lbs before bed it automatically make her a man? lol jkWell if she was a man, then hs/she and her assistant should have a booming career in Atlanta, helping the abundance of Tranny's running up and through Lenox mall! *Cue the Ne-Yo House Music* LMFAO

(P.S.) Now what kind of name is Caster? Its sounds like an big black burly man or an occupation. "So sir, What do you do for a living?"

"Um I'm a Caster, yea a Caster!"

Like WTF

And it doesn't make it any better that her last name Looks and sounds like "SEMEN"! Take off the last two letters! I REST MY CASE! OK IM DONE FOR REAL! LMAO

Moma Tyra's Real Hair!!!



So just like the upcoming season of Oprah, we have been waiting for the day Mama Tyra was to debut her natural roots! Yes her natural hair! NO braids! No turbans! No lacefronts! No bald America's Next Top Model bald caps! He real "Wet and Wavy"! LOL Here GOES! So tell me what you think!

So although is very thin and sparse with a little of the baby hair that she always talks about, She manages to look even more FAB! As I "WILL NOT" and "SHALL NOT" comment on this expansion of an already large fore-eht!(damn I just did) Its just good to see that she doesn't have the Kanye West "Shag Cut" after all that tugging and pulling from all that damn Elmer's Glue she always has lurking around her edge's! I say job well done! Now if she can get some "body" in this "Just for Me Texture Softner Curl" then she will be on her way to becoming the first "Black Bionic Woman"! We LOVE YOU TYRA~!!!!! LOL